mustard gas and roses

cris

19 she/they sf

tasteslikecoconutandmetal:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“Can I please get a new nurse?
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how is this a universal experience?
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male high school bullies: become cops
female high school bullies: become nurses
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tasteslikecoconutandmetal:

commandtower-solring-go:

whitepeopletwitter:

Can I please get a new nurse?

how is this a universal experience?

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

monsieur-j:

Marco de Vincenzo S/S 2019 Runway Details

pukicho:

florenceisnottrash:

pukicho:

We dream of the summertime during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer.

What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?

are you okay :(

My feet are cold as FUCK dude

snowcaines:

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peteseeger:

tiqqun:

If you believe in society, or in the necessity of a society, quit calling yourself an anarchist.

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sheepthief:

toobertpoondert:

eelpatrickharris:

it’s time to get….. nsfw

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This post gives me anxiety

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nikeypapi:

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heartdew:

If youre streetwear comes from the internet…. thats literally not streetwear babby girl :/

dehydrated-hyacinth:

volcel-official:

ebimanami:

uh

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baltimore are you okay

RECREATIONAL

MURDER

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wwwhat

peteseeger:

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weepycat:

weepycat:

weepycat:

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

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it’s goop!

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GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

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This is literally the funniest thing

rad-roach:

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

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This is what peak performance looks like.

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